у меня порталган и мне нефиг делать | Дурдом 2.0

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May 3, 2011 in Гамесы, Да, я маньяк! |

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Tags: Portal, Portal 2, у меня порталган и мне нефиг делать

Убил полчаса на то, чтобы покрасить гелем всю тестовую камеру и найти подходящий ракурс для скриншота. Очень доволен собой.

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(function($) { $.fn.et_shortcodes_switcher = function(options) { var defaults = { slides: '>div', activeClass: 'active', linksNav: '', findParent: true, //use parent elements to define active states lengthElement: 'li', //parent element, used only if findParent is set to true useArrows: false, arrowLeft: 'a#prev-arrow', arrowRight: 'a#next-arrow', auto: false, autoSpeed: 5000, slidePadding: '', pauseOnHover: true, fx: 'fade', sliderType: '' }; var options = $.extend(defaults, options); return this.each(function() { var slidesContainer = jQuery(this).parent().css('position','relative'), $slides = jQuery(this).css({'overflow':'hidden','position':'relative'}), $slide = $slides.find(options.slides).css({'opacity':'1','position':'absolute','top':'0px','left':'0px','display':'none'}), slidesNum = $slide.length, zIndex = slidesNum, currentPosition = 1, slideHeight = 0, $activeSlide, $nextSlide; if (options.fx === 'slide') { $slide.css({'opacity':'0','position':'absolute','top':'0px','left':'0px','display':'block'}); } else { $slide.filter(':first').css({'display':'block'}); } if (options.slidePadding != '') $slide.css('padding',options.slidePadding); $slide.each(function(){ jQuery(this).css('z-index',zIndex).addClass('clearfix'); if (options.fx === 'slide') zIndex--; slideH = jQuery(this).innerHeight(); if (slideH > slideHeight) slideHeight = slideH; }); $slides.css('height', slideHeight); $slides.css('width', $slides.width()); var slideWidth = $slide.width(), slideOuterWidth = $slide.outerWidth(); $slide.css('width',slideWidth); $slide.filter(':first').css('opacity','1'); if (options.sliderType != '') { if (options.sliderType === 'images') { controllersHtml = '

Previous'; for ($i=1; $i<=slidesNum; $i++) { controllersHtml += ''+$i+''; } controllersHtml += 'Next

'; $controllersWrap = jQuery(controllersHtml).prependTo($slides.parent()); } var etimage_width = $slide.width(); slidesContainer.css({'width':etimage_width}); $slides.css({'width':etimage_width}); if (options.sliderType === 'images') { slidesContainer.css({'height':$slide.height()}); $slides.css({'height':$slide.height()}); var controllers_width = $controllersWrap.width(), leftPosition = Math.round((etimage_width - controllers_width) / 2); $controllersWrap.css({left: leftPosition}); } } if (options.linksNav != '') { var linkSwitcher = jQuery(options.linksNav); var linkSwitcherTab = ''; if (options.findParent) linkSwitcherTab = linkSwitcher.parent(); else linkSwitcherTab = linkSwitcher; if (!linkSwitcherTab.filter('.active').length) linkSwitcherTab.filter(':first').addClass('active'); linkSwitcher.click(function(){ var targetElement; if (options.findParent) targetElement = jQuery(this).parent(); else targetElement = jQuery(this); var orderNum = targetElement.prevAll(options.lengthElement).length+1; if (orderNum > currentPosition) gotoSlide(orderNum, 1); else gotoSlide(orderNum, -1); return false; }); } if (options.useArrows) { var $right_arrow = jQuery(options.arrowRight), $left_arrow = jQuery(options.arrowLeft); $right_arrow.click(function(){ if (currentPosition === slidesNum) gotoSlide(1,1); else gotoSlide(currentPosition+1),1; if (options.linksNav != '') changeTab(); return false; }); $left_arrow.click(function(){ if (currentPosition === 1) gotoSlide(slidesNum,-1); else gotoSlide(currentPosition-1,-1); if (options.linksNav != '') changeTab(); return false; }); } function changeTab(){ if (linkSwitcherTab != '') { linkSwitcherTab.siblings().removeClass('active'); linkSwitcherTab.filter(':eq('+(currentPosition-1)+')').addClass('active'); } } function gotoSlide(slideNumber,dir){ if ($slide.filter(':animated').length) return; $slide.css('opacity','0'); $activeSlide = $slide.filter(':eq('+(currentPosition-1)+')').css('opacity','1'); if (currentPosition === slideNumber) return; $nextSlide = $slide.filter(':eq('+(slideNumber-1)+')').css('opacity','1'); if ((currentPosition > slideNumber || currentPosition === 1) && (dir === -1)) { if (options.fx === 'slide') slideBack(500); if (options.fx === 'fade') slideFade(500); } else { if (options.fx === 'slide') slideForward(500); if (options.fx === 'fade') slideFade(500); } currentPosition = $nextSlide.prevAll().length + 1; if (options.linksNav != '') changeTab(); if (typeof interval != 'undefined' && options.auto) { clearInterval(interval); auto_rotate(); } return false; } if (options.auto) { auto_rotate(); var pauseSlider = false; } if (options.pauseOnHover) { slidesContainer.hover(function(){ pauseSlider = true; },function(){ pauseSlider = false; }); } function auto_rotate(){ interval = setInterval(function(){ if (!pauseSlider) { if (currentPosition === slidesNum) gotoSlide(1,1); else gotoSlide(currentPosition+1),1; if (options.linksNav != '') changeTab(); } },options.autoSpeed); } function slideForward(speed){ $nextSlide.css('left',slideOuterWidth+'px'); $activeSlide.animate({left: '-'+slideOuterWidth},speed); $nextSlide.animate({left: 0},speed); } function slideBack(speed){ $nextSlide.css('left','-'+slideOuterWidth+'px'); $activeSlide.animate({left: slideOuterWidth},speed); $nextSlide.animate({left: 0},speed); } function slideFade(speed){ $activeSlide.css({zIndex: slidesNum}).fadeOut(700); $nextSlide.css({zIndex: (slidesNum+1)}).fadeIn(700); } }); } })(jQuery); /////// Shortcodes Javascript /////// /// tooltip /// $et_tooltip = jQuery('.et-tooltip'); $et_tooltip.hover(function(){ jQuery(this).find('.et-tooltip-box').animate({ opacity: 'show', bottom: '25px' }, 300); },function(){ jQuery(this).find('.et-tooltip-box').animate({ opacity: 'hide', bottom: '35px' }, 300); }) /// learn more /// $et_learn_more = jQuery('.et-learn-more .heading-more'); $et_learn_more.click(function(){ if ( jQuery(this).hasClass('open') ) jQuery(this).removeClass('open'); else jQuery(this).addClass('open'); jQuery(this).parent('.et-learn-more').find('.learn-more-content').animate({ opacity: 'toggle', height: 'toggle' }, 300); }); /* ]]> */ -->